Hat Store Puns
This weeks collection of one-liners and puns is made up of hat jokes for no particular reason.
Hat store puns. A T-rex wearing a top hat is a dino-sir. We have a couple chronic hat-wearers in our office on Madison Avenue and they have now become our favorite targets. I dont like your attitude.
Well if I do it will be on my head. Living off the Hat of the land Tweet Living off the fat of the land. I tip my hat to you and have a wonderful day.
Her hat would blow off each time she sneezes. 42 out of 5 stars 179. We stock fedoras straw hats western styles caps berets and more.
A list of Hat puns. As always these jokes come with no guarantee of being either funny or original. Now its all MAGA this and Save the Planet that.
The opera aint over till the Hat lady sings. Hat of the land Tweet fat of the land. Here are related puns.
Book puns are not only good for a laugh or an eye roll. I enjoy puns but I will never tell a hat pun because they are beanie th me. There are many different styles of hats such as cap beanie fedora or bonnet.